If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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