On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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