Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Its about making memories worth repressing
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
