I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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