I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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