Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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