I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Alive.
So much puke
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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