your parents love me but you hate me
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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