Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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