fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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