But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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