and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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