i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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