if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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