no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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