I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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