What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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