that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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