SEEEEXXX PLEASE
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
it glows. i had to have it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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