I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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