he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just gargled with NyQuil
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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