love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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