And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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