Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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