i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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