you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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