seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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