One girl and one boy is just not enough.
where am i from again
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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