my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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