I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
