you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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