I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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