She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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