in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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