I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
