He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
