I CAN MOONWALK!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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