She said her name was "party"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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