This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
this is an emotional support booty call
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
