Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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