If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
What a fucking waste of an outfit
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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