I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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