I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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