so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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