those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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