sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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