The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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