Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
