On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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