FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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