The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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