Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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