I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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