is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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